Aaron Rodgers Applauds Bruce Jenner

I turned on the TV the other night and flipped a few channels, and there she was, Miss America, Bruce “Caitlyn” Jenner. I was horrified, but I couldn’t look away…….

The surprising thing to me was how totally and completely not feminine and not female he appeared. His voice hadn’t changed at all, but more obviously all his mannerisms and demeanor were of a charismatic, hard-charging, dominant alpha male. It was Bruce Jenner, Olympic decathlon gold medalist, Wheaties box guy, and perennial celebrity.

The funny thing is he seems to be more masculine now. The few times I have flipped past the Kardashian shows and seen him, he seemed pretty hen-pecked. Putting on a dress, getting implants and growing his hair long seems to have lit the fire in his loins.

OK, we know the world is crazy, but we still have some places of refuge, right? Like NFL football- that’s all man! Especially a few all-American heroes like, for example, Green Bay quarterback Aaron Rodgers.

But wait- who’s that in the front row? Applauding, and not briefly? It’s a quick shot, but it’s definitely Aaron Rodgers. He has a solemn look on his face, though- is he really happy to be seeing this? Or does he have some reservations? Let’s be charitable and say his solemn face is because he is awed and humbled to be witnessing such and important and historic occasion, and not because he has to be there endorsing insane and wicked debauchery. We can’t be completely sure, though, so he will need to be a regular at these things…… Perhaps give a speech himself, next time………

Yes, if you are high-profile, they will come after you, even in the NFL, even in Green Bay, Wisconsin. Aaron Rodgers is by some measure a far superior man than me. I’m old, broke, not in real good shape, and I always threw like a girl. But I have been spared the ritual humiliation of applauding Bruce Jenner and his courage. Would I do it for the money and the fame? I might, but being able to laugh at the football hero is a little reward too.


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I like fast cars, fast women and southern-fried rock. I have an ongoing beef with George Orwell. I take my name from a character in Plato's "Republic" who was exasperated with the kind of turgid BS that passed for deep thought and political discourse in that time and place, just as I am today. The character, whose name means "fierce fighter" was based on a real person but nobody knows for sure what his actual political beliefs were. I take my pseudonym from a character in an Adam Sandler song who was a obnoxious jerk who pissed off everybody.
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5 Responses to Aaron Rodgers Applauds Bruce Jenner

  1. Pingback: Aaron Rodgers Applauds Bruce Jenner | Neoreactive

  2. Steve Johnson says:

    I assume that it’s because Rodgers is gay and subject to blackmail.

  3. Ryu says:

    Ha ha ha, Thrashy. Your boy Aaron is a whore, a dancing monkey. Give him the money and he’ll do anything for anyone. Just because someone is good at a sport, doesn’t mean anything. He’s a modern day minstral. What he does is entertainment.

  4. Keep in mind as well that Rodgers may play for the Green Bay Packers, but was born and raised in Chico, California. Granted, it’s not the degenerate Babylon that you would find in some of California’s larger urban centers, but like most NFL players, the man grew up far away from the city that hosts the team he plays for.

  5. Hizzle says:

    It’s ironic the examples of transgender success the media has decided to foist on us: Bruce Jenner and Bradley Manning. One was a soldier and the other an athlete. In any sane/martial/fascist/patriarchal society, athletes and soldiers are held up as the ideal. I think the media know what they’re doing with these total inversions, these gender-based “black masses;” or, if you don’t like religious analogies, it seems to be the ultimate form of 1984-style humiliation. Saying a man who cuts his dick off is a woman is about as close to “2 + 2 = 5” logic as you can get.

    All of our gender theories in society are as anti-scientific as our racial theories. Your chromosomes determine your sex. End of story. This is not according to the Bible, this is according to genetic evidence.

    The media went nuts over the story of a white woman who tanned her skin and got a perm in order to appear black. The same media applauds a man for sexually mutilating himself. I think getting your hair done and your skin tanned is far less destructive than chopping your dick off, but, as I previously said, “2 + 2 = 5.”

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