Via Chuck Ross, it turns out “Monday” is a “racial slur” because of course nobody likes Mondays.
As Johnny Carson used do say, “I did not know that.”
I haven’t worked a Monday through Friday, nor a 9 to 5 job, forever. Monday is just another day to me- my week might start on Friday, and my day at 1 AM. But in the spirit of the thing, I will come out and say it, I DON’T LIKE MONDAYS!!!!!!!