If You Weigh 340 Pounds, Why Are You Drinking Coors Light?

The stuff is nasty. Try a full-bodied (pun intended) beer.

Update: IBF has this up as “BBB Porn”. The last thing I want to do is run a BBB porn site, but I couldn’t resist the part about Coors Light. I will happily drink Coors, or Bud, or any other mass-produced, mass-market American lager that horrifies beer snobs, but light beer is just awful.

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I like fast cars, fast women and southern-fried rock. I have an ongoing beef with George Orwell. I take my name from a character in Plato's "Republic" who was exasperated with the kind of turgid BS that passed for deep thought and political discourse in that time and place, just as I am today. The character, whose name means "fierce fighter" was based on a real person but nobody knows for sure what his actual political beliefs were. I take my pseudonym from a character in an Adam Sandler song who was a obnoxious jerk who pissed off everybody.
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One Response to If You Weigh 340 Pounds, Why Are You Drinking Coors Light?

  1. joetexx says:

    That’s ludicrous. I had read the story but missed the reference to Coors Light.

    If you really want to horrify beer snobs, wallop ’em with Pabst Blue Ribbon.

    It would be to fun to try this on Mencius Moldbug, who has publicly avowed that no beer not microbrew nor import has ever passed his Bramhin lips.

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